Next time I will

Saturday night what could possibly go wrong.

I have decided to through a party for my sisters 10th birthday, I’m going to invite all of her friends and surprise her with a new puppy. It was going to be a big effort, but it had to be done. I wasn’t quite sure who her friends were and where I was going to get a puppy. It is going to be the best birthday ever.

Finally the day of the party. I hadn’t invited any of her friends, and there was no puppy. Next time i will not make promises I can’t keep. Absolute disaster.

Soldiers ready for WW3

Life was hard during the pandemic; things got cancelled, people got locked inside, it was a hectic time. People were ready for the next big thing. WW3. The only thing holding that back was that soldiers weren’t aloud out of their homes. It would be physically impossible. The government discussed how it was going to work. They ended up not going ahead with war and decided to put a statue in memory of the time humans decided to hold peace and not fight. Millions of people were happy, but a few were disappointed they decided to graffiti the statue in anger.

Just Imagine the Worst

“Which ah way ah to ah the ah shops ah ah” it panted

“Augh what the, what are you” I screamed in slight shock with a lot of horror.

Eyes a big as a basketball, hands as small as a mouse, body as black as the night sky, scales as tough as a rock.

“Just ah tell ah me” still panting

“Ummmm, I think you go right then left then take another left and it should be on the right” I was shaking, sweat was dripping down my face I was about to scream for help when all of a sudden he was gone. What was it?