“A yellow smelly cactus, what are you talking about” said Shay.
“No you forgot it was holding an umbrella” I replied back.
“But how could that happen while I was taking a picture of the zebra” Shay said back.
“Okay I know it sounds weird but it’s true, it’s really true, it walked straight past me” I said looking backwards and forwards.
“So let me put this straight whilst I was taking a picture of this zebra you saw a yellow smelly cactus holding an umbrella” Shay said.
“Yep spot on” I said.
“That’s just crazy” shay replied with exhaustion.